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Favorite Bathrooms

  • Home Sweet Home
  • When I'm @ someones house: the one farthest away from the crowd
  • @ the Mall: Macy's (as public bathrooms go this one is very nice)
  • If I can't make it to Macy's...JC Penney's will have to do (they recently remodeled so it is better than it was. I don't know why they didn't ask for my input???)
  • Monterey Bay Fish Grotto in Monroeville has a great bathroom
  • Ponte Vedra Inn and Club, My fav place to vacation, their rooms have the most wonderful bathrooms

Helpful links

  • FREE Crohns Disease Support Network
  • Find a Toilet
  • Medical Alert Restroom Access Pass

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Some Random Thoughts:

Some random thoughts while I prep for my Colonoscopy!!!!
I hate colonoscopys
I hate Crohns
When people find out I have Crohns they usually say “Well you look Great”
I wonder if healthy people ever get told “Well you look horrible”???
Making Jello
Crohns makes a Friday crappy!!! & Sat. & Sun. & Mon. & Tues. & Wed. & Thurs
Orange Jello
How can a somewhat good day go so bad so fast??? Crohns thats how!!!
A Clear Liquid Diet:
Clear liquids consist of water, apple juice, black tea, black coffee, gingerale, bouillon, broth, gelatin (i.e. Jell-O – not red), and Popsicles (not red). No solids or dairy products. Anything not appearing on this list is not allowable and, if taken, may lead to the cancellation of your procedure
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Drinking Tea
When you have crohns a surprise is not always a good thing…just saying
Just the thought of drinking this toxic waste cleans me out!!!
Drinking it…………….
Nausea, burping, pooping, Nausea, burping, pooping, Nausea, burping, pooping,
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh be right back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemon Italian Ice
If a pretty poster & a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job.The kind robots will be doing soon
Chicken Broth
There are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots
Sponge Bob is on
So if I laugh my ass off will my Crohns go away???
Laughter is the best medicine
Thank you God for laughter
More Jello
More Broth
More Italian Ice
Dear Crohns: Don't be mine
Dear Crohns, You are such a pain in the A@#
Ahhhh chai tea always makes me feel a little better :)
Dear Crohns Disease: Why do you hate my guts???
All that I’m after is a life full of laughter As long as I’m laughing with you
I Hate Needles
Isn’t this day over yet??? 6:30 pm argggggggggggggggg
Did I mention that I hate Crohns????

Love, laugh, and always know where the nearest bathroom is

1 comment:

Lindsey said...

you know what's weird? How one can have diarrhea and nausea and then be hungry as can be....never got that fav jello flavor is blue so prep days I usually just don't eat anything but drink sprite. Bad but at least i get to drink less of the prep