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The following blog posts are based solely on my personal experiences. I am not a Doctor, Nutrition specialist, Comedian, or Professional Baseball Player. If you have a health, nutrition, humor, or baseball issue please seek a PROFESSIONAL.

Favorite Bathrooms

  • Home Sweet Home
  • When I'm @ someones house: the one farthest away from the crowd
  • @ the Mall: Macy's (as public bathrooms go this one is very nice)
  • If I can't make it to Macy's...JC Penney's will have to do (they recently remodeled so it is better than it was. I don't know why they didn't ask for my input???)
  • Monterey Bay Fish Grotto in Monroeville has a great bathroom
  • Ponte Vedra Inn and Club, My fav place to vacation, their rooms have the most wonderful bathrooms

Helpful links

  • FREE Crohns Disease Support Network
  • Find a Toilet
  • Medical Alert Restroom Access Pass

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Is it Crohns or is it Love?

The other day I wasn’t feeling so great and I started thinking about my symptoms, can’t eat, can’t sleep….and it hit me, the symptoms of Crohns disease are very similar to the symptoms of falling in love! So I did a little research (gotta love the internet) and here are the most common symptoms of being in love:

weak at the knees, trouble carrying out everyday tasks accurately, talk incessantly about…., restless, trembling of hands and feet, forgetfulness, insomnia, nervousness, change in appetite, tearfulness, dizziness, you know that you're in the middle of something that will change your life forever, you change your underwear more often, difficulty focusing, spend all day in bed, painful postponement of flatulent outbursts, upset stomach, cold sweats, anxious, awkward, fearful, turn pale, flush, stammer, sweat, breathe faster, suddenly no extra money, you can hardly think of anything else.

So I hope if you have any of the above symptoms it is because you are in love and not because you have Crohns disease. Hey maybe its not Crohns….maybe I’m just in love with my toilet???

Love, laugh, and always know where the nearest bathroom is

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