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The following blog posts are based solely on my personal experiences. I am not a Doctor, Nutrition specialist, Comedian, or Professional Baseball Player. If you have a health, nutrition, humor, or baseball issue please seek a PROFESSIONAL.

Favorite Bathrooms

  • Home Sweet Home
  • When I'm @ someones house: the one farthest away from the crowd
  • @ the Mall: Macy's (as public bathrooms go this one is very nice)
  • If I can't make it to Macy's...JC Penney's will have to do (they recently remodeled so it is better than it was. I don't know why they didn't ask for my input???)
  • Monterey Bay Fish Grotto in Monroeville has a great bathroom
  • Ponte Vedra Inn and Club, My fav place to vacation, their rooms have the most wonderful bathrooms

Helpful links

  • FREE Crohns Disease Support Network
  • Find a Toilet
  • Medical Alert Restroom Access Pass

Friday, January 1, 2010


Well that last one was bordering on serious and I prefer not to be serious….which makes me feel the need to post a disclaimer: I am not now nor have I ever been a professional or even an amateur writer. You will find an abundant lack of proper grammar and punctuation. I will try my best to form complete sentences but I do tend to ramble so you may find them very long and wonder where I am going (kind of how you must be feeling right now). You may also notice many spelling errors. These errors can be just plain typos because my brain tends to go faster than my fingers can handle. They can also be caused by years of a condition I like to refer to as spell check dependency. Then again many of them are a result of sporadic brain farts. I’ve been having more and more of these lately. I also blame these on the large amounts of prescription drugs and anesthesia that I have been exposed to over the past 20+ years.
Love, peace, and where is the nearest bathroom...

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