Well that last one was bordering on serious and I prefer not to be serious….which makes me feel the need to post a disclaimer: I am not now nor have I ever been a professional or even an amateur writer. You will find an abundant lack of proper grammar and punctuation. I will try my best to form complete sentences but I do tend to ramble so you may find them very long and wonder where I am going (kind of how you must be feeling right now). You may also notice many spelling errors. These errors can be just plain typos because my brain tends to go faster than my fingers can handle. They can also be caused by years of a condition I like to refer to as spell check dependency. Then again many of them are a result of sporadic brain farts. I’ve been having more and more of these lately. I also blame these on the large amounts of prescription drugs and anesthesia that I have been exposed to over the past 20+ years.
Love, peace, and where is the nearest bathroom...
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My beautiful niece Kassandra and my beautiful (big:) sister Carol started the team “Steppin’ Out For Catherine Sarah” for the 2010 Take Steps, Be Heard For Crohn’s and Colitis Pittsburgh, PA Walk on June 13th 2010 in Schenley Park. The goal was to raise money and awareness for a cure for me (Crohns) and my beautiful niece Sarah (Colitis) and the million plus American adults and children who are affected by these diseases. I hope we can all walk again next year
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The following blog posts are based solely on my personal experiences. I am not a Doctor, Nutrition specialist, Comedian, or Professional Baseball Player. If you have a health, nutrition, humor, or baseball issue please seek a PROFESSIONAL.
Favorite Bathrooms
- Home Sweet Home
- When I'm @ someones house: the one farthest away from the crowd
- @ the Mall: Macy's (as public bathrooms go this one is very nice)
- If I can't make it to Macy's...JC Penney's will have to do (they recently remodeled so it is better than it was. I don't know why they didn't ask for my input???)
- Monterey Bay Fish Grotto in Monroeville has a great bathroom
- Ponte Vedra Inn and Club, My fav place to vacation, their rooms have the most wonderful bathrooms
Helpful links
- FREE Crohns Disease Support Network www.CrohnsDiseaseSN.com
- Find a Toilet www.sitorsquat.com
- Medical Alert Restroom Access Pass http://myibd.org/restroommedalert/index.php
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“Steppin’ Out For Catherine Sarah”
My beautiful niece Kassandra and my beautiful (big:) sister Carol started the team “Steppin’ Out For Catherine Sarah” for the 2010 Take Steps, Be Heard For Crohn’s and Colitis Pittsburgh, PA Walk on June 13th 2010 in Schenley Park. The goal was to raise money and awareness for a cure for me (Crohns) and my beautiful niece Sarah (Colitis) and the million plus American adults and children who are affected by these diseases. I hope we can all walk again next year
@Crohns Humor
Signs you are a crohnie: You're the only person you know that wants to eat salad but you can't.
I'm convinced everyone in this world has some form of OCD. My OCD just happens to be "Obsessive Crohn's Disease".
A good Bowel Prep Can Prevent A Crappy Day!
May your life be like toilet paper, long and useful.
Bathroom graffiti under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands" someone wrote: I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
Sign on bathroom door: Do not disturb, busy battling Crohns Disease!
My life is full. 70% in waiting rooms. 20% in bathrooms. 5% with the doctor. 5% sleep.
I'm convinced everyone in this world has some form of OCD. My OCD just happens to be "Obsessive Crohn's Disease".
A good Bowel Prep Can Prevent A Crappy Day!
May your life be like toilet paper, long and useful.
Bathroom graffiti under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands" someone wrote: I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
Sign on bathroom door: Do not disturb, busy battling Crohns Disease!
My life is full. 70% in waiting rooms. 20% in bathrooms. 5% with the doctor. 5% sleep.
BASEBALL
February 25th...First game of 2012
Baseball Quotes
"You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
"A ball player's got to be kept hungry to become a big-leaguer. That's why no boy from a rich family ever made the big leagues."
Joe DiMaggio, quoted in New York Times, 30 April 1961
"The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love."
Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"A ball player's got to be kept hungry to become a big-leaguer. That's why no boy from a rich family ever made the big leagues."
Joe DiMaggio, quoted in New York Times, 30 April 1961
"The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love."
Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Fun Facts
The three days of Christmas: It will take up to 72 hours to digest your holiday dinner. Carbs (stuffing and pumpkin pie) will be processed first. The dry, overcooked protein that is your holiday turkey will come next. Fat (gravy and whiped cream) will be the last to go. However if you have Crohns I predict that it will be out in less then 72 minutes.
The small intestine contains so many folds-down to the microscopic level-that its total surface area is about 2,700 square feet, enough to cover a tennis court.....1 inch of that with crohns = tons of horrible, unbelievable pain and it is amazing how quickly food can pass through it!!!
The gastrointestinal tract is a 30 foot tube....unless you've had some of it removed like me!!!
In 1953, Hasbro gave Mr. Potato Head a family: Mrs. Potato Head, a son named Supd, and a daughter named Yam (http://www.mentalfloss.com/)
Who started the Gatorade shower?
Although the exact origins of the tradition are hotly debated, former New York Giants defensive tackle Jim Burt often gets the credit for the first bath. (http://www.mentalfloss.com/)
Oascar the Grouch used to be orange. (Photo evidence: http://bit.ly/4B7UFq)
The small intestine contains so many folds-down to the microscopic level-that its total surface area is about 2,700 square feet, enough to cover a tennis court.....1 inch of that with crohns = tons of horrible, unbelievable pain and it is amazing how quickly food can pass through it!!!
The gastrointestinal tract is a 30 foot tube....unless you've had some of it removed like me!!!
In 1953, Hasbro gave Mr. Potato Head a family: Mrs. Potato Head, a son named Supd, and a daughter named Yam (http://www.mentalfloss.com/)
Who started the Gatorade shower?
Although the exact origins of the tradition are hotly debated, former New York Giants defensive tackle Jim Burt often gets the credit for the first bath. (http://www.mentalfloss.com/)
Oascar the Grouch used to be orange. (Photo evidence: http://bit.ly/4B7UFq)
About Me
- Sweetpea
- I am married with two wonderful sons. I have the greatest family and friends who love and support me. I have Crohns Disease but it will never have me. Breast Cancer Survivor.
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