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The following blog posts are based solely on my personal experiences. I am not a Doctor, Nutrition specialist, Comedian, or Professional Baseball Player. If you have a health, nutrition, humor, or baseball issue please seek a PROFESSIONAL.

Favorite Bathrooms

  • Home Sweet Home
  • When I'm @ someones house: the one farthest away from the crowd
  • @ the Mall: Macy's (as public bathrooms go this one is very nice)
  • If I can't make it to Macy's...JC Penney's will have to do (they recently remodeled so it is better than it was. I don't know why they didn't ask for my input???)
  • Monterey Bay Fish Grotto in Monroeville has a great bathroom
  • Ponte Vedra Inn and Club, My fav place to vacation, their rooms have the most wonderful bathrooms

Helpful links

  • FREE Crohns Disease Support Network
  • Find a Toilet
  • Medical Alert Restroom Access Pass

Monday, January 14, 2013

Warning...Poop Post...Read at your own risk.

I did promise you an account of my last trip to FL in December. It was quite a drive for me because I wasn't having a very good intestinal day!!! (darn crohns beast) The result was a lot of stopping at a lot of fast food restaurants to use their bathrooms. Most fast food restaurants are a better choice than gas stations and rest stops. It's been my experience that the ffr bathrooms are cleaner. Anyway I had no choice but to stop at a rest stop bathroom. It wasn't too was cleaner then most, the problem was in my hurry I picked a stall right next to someone. Now ya know how you try to hold back "the noise" till someone flushes...oh come on you know you do it!!! Well there was no holding back for me that day...I'm talking long winded (pun intended). At first I felt bad for the poor person next to me and after a few minutes of this I had a hard time keeping from laughing out loud. It was like a scene from an Austin Powers movie. lol Whats even funnier is that I started to notice the noises the person next to me was making. OMG all I can say is that she probably wished she had my problem because it sounded like she was having a lot of trouble "pushing" it out...moans and groans that sounded like she was going to pass out or have a baby or something. It moments like these that you are thankful that whoever is in that bathroom with you you will never see again. I left before her so I hope everything came out ok! hee hee hee. I am happy to report that the rest of the trip was not as noisy.

Well now that thats over I'm happy to say It's a new year and I'm praying for good health for all of us.

I hope we can all avoid this bad flu thats going around.

Love, Laugh, and always know where the nearest bathroom is